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Postby RodeoJoe1 on Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:52 pm

My little brother taught me this one.

The name of this one pretty much says it all. You ask a "stupid" question, then the next poster gives a stupid answer and asks their own stupid question.

I'll start things off:

Why is Valentine's Day in February?
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Postby louisfemme on Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:02 am

Because people had to give it SOMETHING somewhat important to make up for the fact that it is the only loser month with only 28 days (except for leap years).

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Postby Eliim on Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:02 am

because I'm your abusive lover.

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Postby RodeoJoe1 on Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:15 am

Eliim wrote:Why is it wrong to fart in public?


Because it is like boasting about your rectatory power. Pride is one of the deadly sins.

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Postby Eliim on Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:32 am

you're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT of your pants!

What the hell is "rectatory"?
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Postby Sir FB on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:26 am

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What the hell is "rectatory"?


That's where the priest meets with adolescent boys.

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Postby the mystical one on Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:57 am

Mormons are jamaican.

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Postby louisfemme on Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:01 am

Ya mum.

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Postby Dazhbog on Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:06 am

They've read too much German Romanticism.

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Postby Manex on Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:45 pm

Well, I think ant poison helps build strong bones.

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Postby Dazhbog on Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:43 pm

As far as I recall, in New Jersey.

What is the capital of New Jersey?
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Postby Sombra on Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:47 pm

I don´t know, but i know New Jersey is home to both of "New York's" ProFootball Teams.


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Postby RodeoJoe1 on Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:20 pm

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When an elephant sits on your fence.

Why are elephant jokes so gosh-darn funny?
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Postby Valkyrie on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:46 pm

RodeoJoe1 wrote:Why are elephant jokes so gosh-darn funny?


That's what the Twilight Zone wants us to believe.

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Postby Sombra on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:53 pm

They turn into coffee filters.




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Postby louisfemme on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:55 pm

On the roof.

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Postby Valkyrie on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:57 pm

You need lots of elephant snot.

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Postby Sir FB on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:30 pm

The washing machine! and it's full of socks!

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Postby Neon on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:47 pm

One.

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Postby Eliim on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:55 pm

Did you turn the ringer on?

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