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[RodeoJoe1]

Hopefully nobody goes too far with this.

Just like other "Insult the Poster Abover You" threads, but respect will only be given for wittiness (i.e., avoid simple brutality like "You are a stupid shithead, X-Poster!.") If we're going to abuse each other, we should at least be respectful enough to do so in a high class manner.

(My thoughts, anyway.)

Since nobody has posted above me in this thread, I will insult Nobody.


Nobody is dumber than the other posters on this forum.

[Logos]

Only an idiot would come up with a thread this lame.

[RodeoJoe1]

Only an unimaginative idiot would reply to it.

[Logos]

Is your IQ so low, that you couldn't think of another word other than "idiot"?

[Manex]

You smell bad.

[louisfemme]

You're fat.

[injektilo]

You're a bogan

[louisfemme]

You're a Victorian

[General Grievous]

You're too hot in your photograph. Post a less distracting one please.

[Sir FB]

Your gun is too short and you can't shoot straight

[Valkyrie]

Hey, Woodstock ended a while ago. and in fifth place

[Manex]

Your book is too long.

*licks finger and sizzles* BURNED.

[General Grievous]

No woman will ever complain that Manex is "too long".

[m0rpheus]

Or that General Grievous lasts "too long".

[General Grievous]

Or that Morpheus can even make it long.

[Eliim]

Speaking of long, does anyone feel a draft? (That's a reference to long winded, by the way, in case your feeble mind didn't grasp that.)

[louisfemme]

Eliim, you stink.

[Sir FB]

Ya he does, but you're a Bogan!

[Eliim]

Well you're both a couple of unimaginative twibbits. If that's what passes for wit in Australia, it's no wonder you all live upside down. Fub, you're a sheep.

[Sir FB]

Fub, you're a sheep.

You are a wolf.............in sheep's clothing!